just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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