I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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