Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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