Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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