Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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