last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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