I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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