Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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