Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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