The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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