You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize