i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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