We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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