Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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