Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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