these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
my liver is dry heaving
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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