Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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