great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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