Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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