we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My life is pants optional.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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