Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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