I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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