And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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