im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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