i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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