Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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