Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
