Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
