Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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