Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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