so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
