note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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