your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
