Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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