Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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