The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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