so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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