I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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