Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Randomize
