It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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