if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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