I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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