idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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