Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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