We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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