i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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