worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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