Porn is love you can see.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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