I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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