wanna go halves on a baby?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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