we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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