Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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