Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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