they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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