hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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