eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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