It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Dear god my vagina.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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