chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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